Vegetality

Vegetality: Noun (vej'ə'tal'i'tē) /ˌvɛdʒɛ'tælɪti / The act of sexual intercourse between a species from the kingdom Plantae, and any different species, particularly from the kingdom Animalia.

The woman (Homo sapiens) shoving a cucumber (Cucumis sativus) into her vagina, is commiting vegetality.

Vegetal

ANGERY

Man 1: here is your food sir.
Man 2: cool and good.
Man 2: *goes to eat food and vegetable jumps into mouth*
Man 2: I TASTE A VEGETAL! ANGERY.

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vegetable

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard

Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.

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vegetate

To chill, sit, or lie around with the intention of stimulating the brain as little as possible.

Also Veggin' or Veggin' out

Carl: "Dude what's 2+2?"
Jake: "Hell, I dunno, I'm veggin.'"

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vegetable

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

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vegetate

to relax to the point of killing brain cells, thus becoming more of a vegetable.

i just haven't been relaxing enough lately, so i need to vegetate harder.

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vegetables

Shit that will make you stronger.

"Boy you besta eat that shit, it's all we got!"

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