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People from the state of Vermont. True Vermonters have been living in Vermont for at least seven generations. Does not include lame New Jerseyite/Connecticut/Massachusett transplants and annoying out-of-stater UVM students. real Vermonters are not hippies. Real Vermonters hose tourists and laugh at them when they gawk at leaves.
"That kid is throwing green apples at those Jerseyites. She must be a Real Vermonter."
"My Great Grandmother x 8 generations came to Vermont from Wales. I'm a Real Vermonter."
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one who lives in vermont. must have love for the maple leaf, phish, and subarus. does not include UVM out of state students who suddenly have vermont pride after one semester of getting stoned in burlington. see woodchuck.
the vermonter kindly used his tractor to plow main street after a record snowfall of two feet in eight hours.
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Stoners.. the coolese people ever who live in the best state ever.
Dude.. lets go get stoned...cause we are vermonters with the best stuff
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The only state where hippies and rednecks some how co-exist.
Hippie: I love trees and lots of weed
Redneck: thats nice, I like to shoot things with my 105+ gun collection!
Hippie: *rips joint* far out. Vermont is dank, man.
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A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.
Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont?
Becky: Because New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.
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Home of the legendary John Deere, born and raised in the town of Rutland. Largely responsible for the big agricultural explosion around about 1830 due to his manufacturing of the first polished steel plow.
John Deere is a Vermonter.
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mountain, ice cream, winding roads, moose, and pure beauty. a truely nice, but way too rural state
look at the great Vermont sceneary
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