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A guy who is a major tool, and is also slightly metrosexual.
Chris: Dude, that kid with the popped collar just CB'ed me by talking to that chick about getting a manicure.
Jimmy: Oh my god, dude, what a wand!
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the male reproductive organs; penis
Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.
Thelma: So I heard you hooked up with Jon the other night! *wink wink*
Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!
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A term referring to the television remote control. Coming from the interpretation by a small child that it is in fact a magic wand.
This show sucks, toss me the wand.
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to wand someone is to have an inappropriate sexual relationship (usually teacher-student).
derived from the book harry potter.
ron: snape was wanding harry. thats so fucking disgusting.
hermoine: its better than dumbledore and malfoy.
ron: thats true.
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a narrow glass cylinder with one rounded end, which is heated over a flame and used for smoking purposes
a wand allows a pot-smoker to enjoy all the benefits of marijuana, without inhaling the disgusting butane from lighters.
gather 'round, one and all, the wand is hot and ready!
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Cornish way of saying, "one hand."
"His bit be so small he can only fit wand orn it."
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A person that is very responsible. He has luck with money and people. A wande flows well with both sex and has a good sense of humour. He plays too much. When he likes a girl, he likes her a lot.
See that dude over there? He's such a wande!