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Bust a nut in your girlfriends eye!
Hey bro, I was messing around with Haely last night and she rolled over and I said
"hey watch the kids honey" and nutted in hr eye!
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When a woman blowjobs you, then when you are about to cum you cum into her eyes. That way she can watch the kids since she asked
Example1 : Hey hon, do you want me to watch the kids for a sec?
Example2: (Man) Hey darling come in the living room your favorite show is on
(Woman) Not right now honey i’m almost done watching the kids
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The process of jerking off and cumming into someones eye
GUY: Im gonna cum
GIRL: On my face
GUY: Here watch my kids
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Literally means babysitting the neighbor's kids, but has also been used to mean, watching the cartoon, watching the teenagers next door copulate, and making out.
Peena wanted to hang out with her girlfriends, but she had to watch the kids next door.
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A fucking retard who doesn’t know the meaning of humor and laughs at outdated dead memes.
Bro your a kid who watches band kid humor.
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