Someone that is a mix of a simp as well an incel. A wendely typically reaches for beautiful ladies and tries to seduce them by offering them gifts, posting them on his ig or snap story while swearing at them in private. He usually is horny and depressed .
Man1: mann he just tryna alway be deppress and horny man
Man2: what ? Not sure to understand
Man1: That a n****a on some wendely behavior
The most wonderful girl/mother/wife/friend in the universe. Always a coffee drinker and loves to read!
When I grow up, I hope I am just like Wende!
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To wend something means to over-think a situation and build it up into the worst or most unlikely outcome or scenario.
โIm sure that my dog did that on purpose just to embarrass me!โ
โAs if!!! I knew that you were going to wend that!! โ
1. A U-turn or sharp reversal in opinion, Germanic in origin. Mainly political usage.
2. Ironically, its common slang use in the North of England is almost the exact opposite of the previous definition - i.e. meaning someone who is impossibly stubborn and will not budge on an initial decision, regardless of additional evidence or data being supplied by other parties.
1. The bring-a-bottle party did a total wende on green issues
2. She was being a total Wende, even though additional facts were brought to her attention
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A word blend, a colloquial term for a portmanteau. The word "wend" is itself a wend using "word" and "blend."
Sexual & Exploits - Sexploits
Spoon & Fork - Spork
Chinese & English - Chinglish
Gay & Dad - Gad
Jack: My dad is gay.
Andy: You mean you have a Gad?
Jack: Haha! Yes. That was a good wend.
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Short-term for Wendy's used only by hard-core Wendy's-goers.
"Dude, you wanna go to Wends later?"
"Yeah man, we've only gone twice so far today! I'm totally craving a spicy chik!"
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Weekend, stretching from 5pm Friday until 8am Monday.
A boat-job makes a perfect wend.
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