where was I

An exclamation in the middle of a senior moment, when the geezer discovers that he no longer remembers what he was talking about.

"So I said to the President, look here you whipper-snapper, I have an onion on my belt and... and... wait, where was I?"

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where was i

A statement or utterance in the form of a rhetorical question made when one comes to the realization that either: 1. You were not invited to an event or party or 2. You do not REMEMEBER you were AT an event or party (sometimes in reference to partying too much)

I heard there was an awesome party downtown last night!! Where was I?

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Where am I

1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I

*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?

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Where Am I Guy

Creepy Canadian who holds doors open for no one, you could be a mile away and he'd just hold the door open for you! He looks very confused and likes to look out glass doors and windows and likes to look at walls! Many sightings report him being spotted in the southern states of U.S. He may be God!

Person1: Who's that confused looking guy?
Person2: That's the Where Am I Guy

Where am I GOING, CARL?!

A seriously funny line from the Nationwide Insurance "Vanishing Deductible" commercial.

Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!

One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*

Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)

....That was awesome!

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Where the fuck i am

A poorly translated Russian phrase on a CSGO horror map

Goddamn that Shroud 'where the fuck i am clip' is comedy gold!

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get in where i fit in

a phrase meaning literally -- Im just trying to do MY thang - usually seeking empathy from another person or person(s) or attempting to justify one's actions or words. see also: I'm just trying to handle my biz, minding my biz.

Girl: I saw you at church the other day acting a fool.
Dude: Just tryna get in where I fit in.

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