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whistle dick

What my uncle Bill called males as a passing friendly redneck nickname. Not meant to be insulting.

Hey whistle dick, long time no see, how you been?
Hey whistle dick, how's your folks doin these days?
Come here whistle dick, and give me a hand with this tire.
Thanks whistle dick, I couldn't've done it without you.

by DLE April 10, 2006

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whistle dick

An insult directed at men tending to diminish or disparage. Also used at belittling their genitalia & manhood.

Hey whistle dick, can't you carry that by yourself?
Old whistle dick here couldn't get laid in a mortuary!!

by MustangGT September 25, 2005

863๐Ÿ‘ 535๐Ÿ‘Ž


whistle dick

a man who doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks his penis is so clean that he shouldn't have to or that his penis is "as clean as a whistle".

dick, penis, whistle, whistle dick

by hdw1973 May 7, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


whistle dick

To speak with a slight drawn whistle on words with an 's' or 'sh'. A lisp that creates a whistle-y noise.

I can't understand what that crack-head is saying. He keeps whistle dickin' his s's.

That whistle dick can't get through a sentence without spittin' up his lunch on me.

by Edapoe March 6, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whistle Dick

1. Hauling ass, especially when traveling; not wasting any time.

2. an insult.

1. "We were gonna stop at Bill's gas station in Gooberville on the way to your house, but we whistle dicked right through that small town.

2. "His whistle dick attempt at a comeback was pathetic."

by anonymous12344321 July 24, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whistle dick

A word used to describe a jboner ,small in size ,long winded,not good in a bar room brawl

That kid is a whistle dick,

by Mr fuzzywinkle July 31, 2019

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Dick Whistling

A sexual act wherein a male, mustering all ostentatious seriousness, informs his partner that his member emits a faint whistle just prior to ejaculation. Upon nearing climax following oral sex, the male earnestly convinces the female to place her ear next to his throbbing member in order to confirm the occurrence of aforementioned whistling, whereupon he deposits his ejaculation straight into the ear of the female.

--- Dick Whistling ---

James - "Oh babe... that's fantastic... Sally, listen, it's about to whistle! Hurry, listen!"

Sally - "I don't hear anyth... What. The. Fuck."

James - "Whoopsie doodles."

by Arble August 15, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž