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Keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you boys. You don’t want to be the poor soul who gets wolfdogged out here unexpectedly.
Essentially a sexual predator. A Wolfdog is a sneaky, inappropriate, and overly-aggressive homosexual man who specializes in preying on inebriated and confused victims at the tail end of a night of partying. Wolfdogs can usually be found in dimly lit, low traffic areas of concerts, nightclubs, and especially, festivals... typically near the restroom/port-a-potty area. The common Wolfdog is known to be on the prowl in the wee hours of the morning. Diversion with seemingly innocent conversation is a common tactic of the Wolfdog, but stay vigilant dear friends, for this is merely misdirection. The final destination is always sexual in nature. Consent means nothing to the Wolfdog. Not quite a rapist, but he has considered it. Can also be used as a verb.
"Careful on this path... this is Wolfdog territory."
"Dude, that guy we were shooting the shit with just tried to walk into the John with me."
"Woah bro. You almost got wolfdogged. Close call man."
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Any combination of dog and wolf, ie., a hybrid of the two. (It's a popular consensus that three parts dog to one part wolf genetically makes a "safe" wolfdog hybrid.)
When I was looking for a canine companion at the Sonoma County SPCA on highway 12 in the early 80's; a beautiful wolfdog which the attendant told me was a Timberwolf, Malamute, Siberian Husky and German Shepard mix ran to the cage front, jumped up, made eye contact and beseached me to get him out of jail.
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A overly massive gargantuan of a dog that seemingly resembles a wolf, but has the traits of that a human when protecting its territory. It investigates and sizes the oppositon and attacks under the stand your ground law in florida. the trick is to not provoke these mammoth dogs, because they will eat you alive.
Chris: hey i have a feeling that theres somthing lurking in the shadows over there
Nathan: thats never a good feeling, only Wolfdogs contain that presence.
Roger: agh! a WOLFDOG!?!?!?!
Chris: quiet im quite the Wolfdog whisperer
Nathan: we're never gonna make it.
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An ugly ass shoe without a brand
Damn that Nigga rockin dem wolfdogs
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A wolfdog is a dog with wolf DNA in its make up. Despite being called wolf hybrids, they are not that. A wolf hybrid is the cross between a pure wolf and a dog. We call these F1 (first generation) wolfdogs though they are quite rare because owning pure wolves is illegal almost everywhere. 99% of today's wolfdogs are multigenerational animals bred years and years away from any pure wolf. They have been bred to resemble wolves but act like domestic animal's(kinda).
Wolfdogs are put into different categories depending on the percentage of wolf in them.
1%-15% is recent wolf ancestry
15%-49% is low content
50%-75% is mid contents
75%-95%+ is high content
Embark DNA is the best way to test for percentage
Are they dangerous?
Wolfdogs are shy and run away form absolutely everything.
Do they make good guard dogs?
A wolfdog would hide behind you before protecting you.
Should I get one?
If you can build an enclosure that has at least 6ft fences and can afford high quality grain free food and raw food plus can dedicate at least 2/3 of your time to this animal Plus LIVE IN A LEGAL STATE AND COUNTY then I guess.
"Wow is that a wolf?"
"No it's a wolfdog, his name is scaredy cat."