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n. A Yakubu is any male who has arrived at the last stage of simping. A Yakubu has no self respect whatsoever. He simps all day and night for women who are just toying with him
Adv. Yakubu can be used to describe extreme simping Activities
Heyy see that Yakubu washing his girlfriend’s car
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v,
1. To throw away a glorious opportunity.
2. (in football) To kick a ball past a goal when it's much easier to score.
3. To miss.
n,
1. One who goes out of his way to throw away glorious opportunities.
2. One who takes out the trash.
3. An overrated footballer.
4. A heartbreaker, usually breaking 150 million hearts at once
5.an ugly creature found in the mountains, but sometimes straying on to the soccer pitch
Wife: Wow! Cody just spoke his first word! I hope you recorded that
Husband: Oh no! I Yakubu'd it!
Emile Heskey wakes up every morning thanking heavens that he is not a Yakubu
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A Yakubu is a way of taking penalty in football (soccer). It involves calmly strolling upto the ball and waiting until the keeper dives one way before passing it into the other corner at a slowish pace.
He has done a yakubu there to score for his team from the penalty spot
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greatest striker in premiership from his part of the world
what a goal from yakubu
that was a yakubu of a goal
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Amazing kid, loves dinosaurs and cars, gets a glow up at 15
Eww it's Yakubu!
You all know Bentil is a real yakubu
Is Bentil the realest yakubu you know