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Zealand

The coolest dude you'll ever know! Smart, funny, compassionate. A bit reserved around new people but a total riot once he's know you.

Wow he's awesome, he must be a Zealand.

by Izja March 6, 2021

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Zealand

A small pain in the arse.

It's not quite a prolapse but I have a bit of a Zealand going on back here

by Ralph1942 October 10, 2010

19πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


New Zealand

A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.

Man New Zealand is so beautiful I want to go there.

by little blue blob April 23, 2021

63πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


new zealand

hey everyone leave new zealand alone, its a nice caring country that loves everyone. sure we may not be sophisticated or smart or diverse, but we make do with what we`ve got/. i myself am a plumber, my weekly pay packet is enough to feed my family of sheep and to buy a brush to keep the wool out of my eyes. i love new zealand. sometimes i stand on the west coast and cock my ear over towards them aussies to see if theyre talking about us lol but they never talk about us, i dont think theyre even aware that we exist. i love aussies. i wished i could hire a tug boat to tow new zealand across the tasman and join it onto the east coast of australia, then i`ll be able to sleep soundly at night knowing that i`m finally home. thankyou australia from the bottom of my heart.

please mrs helen clarke make new zealand an australian state.

by growingpains August 7, 2006

1906πŸ‘ 362πŸ‘Ž


tom zealand

some one who is alot better than you at skateboarding

person one: did u beat that guy in that game of S.K.A.T.E

person 2: nah man that guy was a tom zealand

by ben........ December 2, 2008


New Zealand

A small country off the East Coast of Australia.

Aussie 1: Mate, wanna go to New Zealand with a couple other blokes?
Aussie 2: Where's that?

by sape September 17, 2006

1099πŸ‘ 205πŸ‘Ž


New Zealand

(proper) noun.

A mythical place in the southern Pacific Ocean made of clouds, that was invented by Australians.

Legends that ascribe "New Zealand" to be the birthplace of a variety of Australian celebrities, including Ernest Rutherford, Edmund Hillary, Burt Munro, Russell Crowe, Keith Urban and Sonny Bill Williams, can be traced back to early social engineering attempts undertaken by radical left-wing political movements that are also responsible for a once widely circulated urban myth: that the British couldn't conquer "New Zealand" and so had to sign treaties with the original inhabitants.
Various popular musical bands also claim to be "from New Zealand", such as Crowded House, Fat Freddy's Drop and Flight of the Conchords, though this is usually not part of a crazy belief system, but a clever marketing ploy.
The famous poet and philosopher, Munter, sometimes describes his ancestry as originating in "New Zealand", though this is usually a reference to his earlier work where he disproved the theory of epiphenomenalism.

see also: New Zealander adjective derrog..
Rugby players that happen to be drunkards, sheep molesters and adults that have difficulty with shoes, as depicted in the Australian historical docu-drama "Footrot Flats", are also frequently referred to as New Zealanders.

High School Student (drunk): 'Wun ee grew oop, ee winna bi uhn Oozie, eh bro, ow'.

Teacher: 'Don't give up Jerome; you're nearly ready for crayons...baby steps...and please, just call me "Miss"; it will more than double your productivity rate'.

High School Student: 'Oo kah eh bro, noo woories ow bro, jest coz oo cull mi uh New Zealander, yis or stull oolright, yeh Oz- ut's chooiice izzzz, eh? Ow.'

Teacher: 'Any more talk of this, "New Zealand" nonsense, and I'll have you banned from Rugby'.

High School Student: 'Chooiice izzz broo'

by slotharisor July 28, 2010

1645πŸ‘ 322πŸ‘Ž