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A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids
Jibbay: That bloke only works here to be around children.
Shane: Yeah he’s such a Pedo Pat.
When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.
Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
When a man’s testicles are so large and saggy that they have to be held during doggystyle to stop them from swinging uncontrollably.
Crowe: How was Beatty last night ?
Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.
Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!
When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.
Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
The act of intentionally inserting your penis into the butthole, but pretending it was an accident.
Joshua Samuel: bro I did a cheeky Henderson last night she didn’t know what hit her.
Connor Jason: that’s my boy, bitches love a cheeky Henderson.
When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.
Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.
When you purposely don’t nut for weeks so you can unleash a tsunami of semen.
Antman: How did it go with John last night?
Nikita: Horrible, I nearly drown, he gave me a Bogo Blast.