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aka Serena Williams, an extremely butch female tennis player.
I was so bored bored I watched womens' tennis last night.
Who was playing ?
Williams vs Sharapova.
Which Williams ?
Nasty Williams.
To donate semen at the fertility clinic in exchange for money. Derived from the nickname of a certain college student who financed his beer supply doing just that.
Said donation is commonly referred to as a "Murination"
Man, I'm dead broke again. Time to go down the street and murinate, I guess.
Simply that which is considered worthy of being poked.
Sure, that Hilton is dumb as a post, but she's still pokeable.
In a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex. Afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.
Doing a Banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. A friend of mine did one in Cuba the other day.
When a balding male gets sunburn on the top of his head. The red bald spot on the top of his head, partly covered with hair, will show an uncanny resemblance with a baboons backside.
He should have covered his head, not he's got a headache and a baboon ass...
Tiny, uncomfortable car for those who cannot afford a Porsche.
I test-drove a Lotus Elise once. It took me 45 minutes, a shoehorn and a jar of KY to fit into it.
Hairless testicles, either by nature or as a result of shaving the scrotum.
"Dude has no body hair whatsoever."
"Seriously ?"
"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."
"Ewww."