Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

Piss shiver

Shaking randomly when your pissing :P

Monty: "I was the other day, and i shivered! Piss went everywhere!"

Assface: "Thats called Piss Shiver -.-"

Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

Coney Island White Fish

A used rubber.

Garth: "I saw Jims Coney Island White Fish floasting in the sea this morning.."

Ghost Plane

A plane that you can hear but cant see..

Some guy: -hears plane then looks up trying too see it- "What teh ballz?! I can hear a plane but i cant see it?! huh..."

Douche: "I cant hear anything....huhuhuhuh"

Some guy: "OMG, IM GOING INSANE! IM CRAZY, DAMAGED, BROKEN, DISTURBED, MENTAL! IM-"

Friend: "Dont worry dude, its just a ghost plane...."

Some guy: "Oh right..."

Drat that Girl

Very catchy tune to rap. Trust me, it WILL get stuck in your head.

Rap this, you wont be able to stop:

Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom...

Dorothy: "Drat that girl"

Person 1: "Drat dat girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom (raps for 20 minutes)"

Person 2: " I CANT STOP DANCING!"

Person 1: "Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom....

Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!

Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"