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Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.
Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"
John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
Shaking randomly when your pissing :P
Monty: "I was the other day, and i shivered! Piss went everywhere!"
Assface: "Thats called Piss Shiver -.-"
Draw The Line is an amazing rock album created by awesome hard-rock band, Aerosmith. Draw The Line was a follow-up too there previous album, titles, Rocks. Although this record was not as successfull as their last two albums, Toys In The Attic and Rocks, Draw the Line still kicks ass!
Aerosmith - Draw The Line is one of my favourite albums!
When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.
Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"
Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"
Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...
Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"
Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"
Garth: "I saw Jims Coney Island White Fish floasting in the sea this morning.."
A plane that you can hear but cant see..
Some guy: -hears plane then looks up trying too see it- "What teh ballz?! I can hear a plane but i cant see it?! huh..."
Douche: "I cant hear anything....huhuhuhuh"
Some guy: "OMG, IM GOING INSANE! IM CRAZY, DAMAGED, BROKEN, DISTURBED, MENTAL! IM-"
Friend: "Dont worry dude, its just a ghost plane...."
Some guy: "Oh right..."