A person who is a a fucked up muppet. A dunce, a fool, a muppet with extra ability to fuckuppet.
"Bob was a fuppet for believing his woman was innocent"
A special kind of kiss which involves rolling your partner over and kissing one of their bum cheeks then giving it a little playful bite. Guaranteed to suprise your partner!
"I gave her a lovely long loubie smooch"
A small nut commonly sucked on, salty in taste, gets hard when hot and mushy when wet.
The fuppet was awfully flumpetty today, she couldnt get up off her lazy ass to change the television channel so she just flummptied around like a total fuppet.
When a fuppet fucks up it's a fuckuppet.
"Bob was always fuckuppeting, but then he was going out with a tarty fuppet"