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A person who likes video games more than most people. If you get into his friend circle, you are special.
“Justas is a cool guy, I’m glad I managed to be friends with him.”
A female NASCAR driver who set a few records.
She also got into a Sonic game, along with the Pyro from TF2. Seriously, what the hell SEGA?
Person 1: “I’m gonna play fucking Danica Patrick.”
Person 2: “Why? She sucks. Plays as fucking Football Manager or Ages or Tails or someone who isn’t gay as fuck.”
Person 1: “I’m fucking playing Danica Patrick and you can’t stop me.”
Person 1: “Can you please say something other than fucking nonsense?”
Person 2: “Nut.”
A mystery or riddle, of sorts.
Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Milk: *spills*
When someone suggests something that is just so hilariously bad.
Person 1: “I dare you to jump from the balcony into the pool.”
Person 2: “lol fuck that shit.”
When you reveal something unexpected in a flashy way.
Person 1: “Why is the orange juice missing?”
Person 2: “HAHAHA FOOL. YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD. I FUCKING DRANK IT ALL.”
Person 1: “Why?”
Person 2: “HAHAHA YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD AGAIN. I WAS FUCKING THIRSTY.”
The solution to every problem.
If it isn’t working, you aren’t using enough duct tape. And if the duct tape isn’t working, YOU AREN’T. USING. ENOUGH. DUCT TAPE.