Jeef

The Male equivalent of a queef out of his japs eye.

My girlfriend thought I had farted but it was actually a jeef.

Logton

When a dog gets hold of a rubbish bag, and eats a tampon, and then later shits it out. The Poo then contains a tampon with a string hanging out of it

Misty, my rottweiler made a huge logton the other day

logton

A Logton is when your dog goes through the rubbish bin and eats a used tampon. Eventually when the dog shits it out, the poo - log- has the string of the tampon attached to it.

Honey, the dog just made a logton