To laugh so hard your asshole fires like a machine gun
i just jeef'ed
The Male equivalent of a queef out of his japs eye.
My girlfriend thought I had farted but it was actually a jeef.
Really cool word that is extra saucy and very good spam
Me: pls don’t spam
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A term used to describe when one jizzes and qweefs at the same time.
Aw dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and I totally jeefed on the sheets.
To pick up a fat girl on her period and eat her pussy.
Guy #1: Dude, whats that red shit around your mouth. You didn't jeef that girl did you?
Guy #2: (wiping his mouth) Fuck off.
A self-referential mistake or faux pas; a recursive error in judgment or behavior
First person: I have a b-b-bit of a st-st-st-stutter.
Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend.
First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!
The all knowing birb he knows all
Jeef is not a being a being is jeef