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A black guerrilla that was shot dead by a white man who thought that he was a Nigerian terrorist after a boy entered into his prison cell.
Lad: "Do you remember Boko Harambe?"
Me: "Yes. An innocent slaughtered by the devil's child!"
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A review of cringe in the most ignorecent manner, devulging within the depths of unaboriginal continent. This review is done painsteakless with the non help of editorbois. Also it involves many claps of high contingency frequency. One would not clap for not no bonjaculous meme review.
Netfelix 'Havard Elf' Shellburger does the meme review for the views and the clicks which prosporises the bling bling he coffers.
After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.
I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh
*61 splats occur simultaneously*
When one engorges their functional tongue upon a 6 inch stick, it emmenses the apparable action of the stick lick. This stick may also be movementable as it toufors as a stick insect. Sticks may not excess 7 inches nor decess 5 inches for it be unplesorable for the stick licker to lick the stick and feel sensuralation. The lick must be actioned by the tongue and not no other properties of the causation of anamatomous bodily function.
My pet aardvark scored the grandiest stick lick when he endured the spedecial treat from the luxorious stick he licked. It was fantavious enjoyment.
Its the thangsgiving mixed in with the fourth of July for Australia. The day all the lambs of the nation are sent to the slaughterhouse for a great barbie and many prawns (also known as shrimp) are fished from the waters for dessert. Then the fireworks go off, to celebrate the day that all Australians call their own. It is Australia Day, a day where you'll never lamb alone!
January 26 is the best day of the year! Let us celebrate with a barbie!
Something to cover up all the mess, poor form and badness but is easy to see through and viewed for the truth it is.
Trump uses his Trump Comb to pretend like he has good hair and good values.
According to Sean Spicer he is the prime minister of Australia. What he was ment to say was "Malcolm Turnbull" but instead did the American thing and stuffed up an Aussie name like shrimps (prawns) or Melbourne (pronounced Mel-ben not Mel-born).
Sean Spicer: *mumbles and fumbles* "Trumble..."