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Vocal Cord Asteroid

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions

OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020


Hot shot pregnancy regeneration

i have no idea. just please get this published

i have no idea. just please get hot shot pregnancy regeneration published

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020


All out toaster war

when you are in the toaster isle with your friends and you launch toasters at each other until all players on the opposing team are dead

Mam im sorry your son has died due to an all out toaster war. im terribly sorry for your loss.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020


Icicle sheep tower

a tower where only the finest sheep can live

yea, jeff lives in that icicle sheep tower

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020


Ham Hamma

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.

1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020


Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks

hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020


Acid arm

the term for when your own arm melts due to acid being poured onto it. Afterwards your arm smells only like acid

"hey wanna go out tonight"
"sorry i cant. Karen gave me an acid arm"

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020