monkey gland

A type of sauce...no shit.Not really monkey though.

"Which isle is the monkey gland in?"
"Foreign foods dude."

pp

Pissing pants.
Internet crap.

A: bla bla something funny
B: pp
like loletc

flapps

Cunt wings, prevent easy insertion of cock.

Check out that stripper,man her flapps are HUGE!!

man bag

A term used on a New Zealand childrens show.
You decide what they're talking about.

Actual quote;"...everyone needs a man bag!"

pmp

pissing my pants as in stfu etc

a: bla bla funny shit

B: pmp

Juice tubes

a:The connecting tubes in your ball sac.

aw god those scissors just cut my juice tubes and I'm leaking juice on the floor!

runny cunt

A cunt with a cold,discharging cunt snot usually rancid green pus that stinks out a room.To go down on one of these would be suicide and/or dinner because of the clots.

I fuck this chick last night and she had a runny cunt.