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A dragon that will breath sand instead of fire
little timmy: *proceeds to spit sand everywhere
little timmy: I'm a sand dragon
adults: so cute
everyone else: get this sand off of me or die
within 24 hours of reading this, a man with a strange german accent will knife you in the back.
spy: magnificent
an egotistical try-hard child who needs to shut up or get a muzzle
brighton: man check this out, I beat your score by 1%... your such a loser
me: shut up and get a muzzle you annoying sweat
The biggest and most perverted asshole you can ever meet
person 1: Jacob is so perverted
person 2: he's an asshole too
1. a word you call your love interest (hentai)
2. a word you call your superiors (real life in japan)
1. anime retard: DON'T YOU LOVE ME SENPAI
2. person1: senpai is helping me with homework
practically the definition of mentally and physically strong...
they start out small grow tall and thick and stand by as people chop down their friends and family
person 1: Jhonny it will be OK I know grandma is gone but she has gone to a happier place... be a tree and tough it out
Jhonny: ok I'll try
1. One of the funnest things in the universe
2. you move down sand dunes at a high speed on a board
person 1: let's go sand boarding
person 2: no thanks!
person 1: that was not a question... get your sand board