philanderer

is what Michael Scott considers himself (a great one, that is), on S2: E22 of The Office (U.S.).

I consider myself a great philanderer...

epiphery

is what Michael Scott had on The Office (U.S.), S3: E:14

"I had...an epiphery..."

i'm pretty sure

how to cover your ass when you don't know what you're talking about

I'm pretty sure Joe Biden is wide awake right now.

some'll

some will

some'll probably think this is stupid