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pissing while drinking water
I did some Mid-air refueling last night at 3 AM after beating my meat.
When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams
“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”
When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid
That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.
A pornographic image commissioned by Reddit user u/maverickaventura which depicts a gigantic futanari version of sandy cheeks sucking up a taxi with her cock.
Random Omegle Goer: m23
Me: sandy cheeks cock vore
ROG: tf???
when you drink water whilst taking a piss.
sometimes, at 4 am, I do a midair refuel to save time.
Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).
Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.
When there's shit caked to your foreskin after anal sex.
Bruh, that hooker gave me some serious shitty krinkles.