TWOOP... Two Hoops or Twin Hoops
When you use 2 hula hoops at the same time
I am a Twooper (a hula hooper that plays with twin hoops, two hoops)
If you are a Hula Hooper & you have Two hoops then you could say you are a TWOOPer and you TWOOP and you go out TWOOPing.
"Hey let's go out Twooping in the park and practice some new Twoop moves!"
"Wow those moves were Twoop-tastic"
The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.
"bro did you see that dude twooping before"
"yes, please call the park rangers"
When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.
Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.
Something you tweet about in Twitter, that later becomes a source of embarrassment for you
Sharon has been tweeting about her boss; One of her colleague had seen it and reported to her boss. She had a tough time covering up her twoops
Snooping or being nosy on twitter
~stalking someone's feed
~searching so hard for hard for that twitter drama
" Hey girl, are you twooping on twitter again?"
A combination of the words tweet and poop. Tweeting while pooping.
I was making a twoop then this guy walked in the bathroom and heard me.
The act of sitting on the toilet while participating in social media (e.g. Twitter).
Disgruntled wife: Get out of the bathroom! You've been in there for almost an hour.
Husband: Leave me alone, I'm twooping.