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When you are always on your computer every day 24/7
This is a condition that occurs the most if your a:
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Guy 1: That guy has been 24/7 on computer
Guy 2: Oh man, his eyes are going to be fucked soon.
When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.
Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.
When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.
She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.
This occurs when you nut on the monitor you use and the partner rubs their genitals on the screen in an attempt to suck in the cum.
Did you see how ashley was computering last night? An absolute animal
Doing stuff on a computer and forgetting about like every thing else
Sorry I was computering
A computer that barely functions and doesnt run any games whatsoever.
-Bro what the hell is wrong your PC
-Yeah I know its B-Tec computer...
A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.
When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay