1.) Slang for pot
2.) The vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.
1.) "Man, I'm gonna go smoke some Broccoli!"
2.) "Wise words from the departing: Eat your greens, especially Broccoli"-John Balance of Coil, "Broccoli"
A nick name food weed/marijuana.
"I told the doctor I'm a healthy kid, I smoke broccoli."
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"Broccoli is the best faction on Amber"
When the lady's bum is looking incredible and you know she's definitely eaten her vegetables
- Ay bro, have you seen this sweet one over here? She defo eats broccoli!
- Word bro she defo plays in the bundesliga
Mom: eat your broccoli
Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree
"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"
"Quickly, Lex, give superman the broccoli...it's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"