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A Couk is a west-coast term of endearment for a friend, it's similar to calling someone an idiot.
When someone obsessively posts pictures on social media in order to get told they are attractive by strangers.
She posts so many pictures she has become a total couk.
To fall, tip or be pushed over. A change in the orientation of an object or person from the upright position.
Your gonny couk over if your not careful. I drove my car so fast round a corner that it couked right over.
The asian from china said she wanted some some couke, so I gave her my dick.
The act of cooking a meal whilst being cucked by a significant other, for it to qualify the meal must be finished before the intercourse otherwise this is just a bizarre and frankly messed up situation in which a depraved man bumbles through his life with no sense of direction or purpose. Sad.
Janino: Dave from next door is coming round later, Jeraldo wants to do that Couking stuff again.
Orlando: Oooh yum! Food always tastes better when it is forged from self depreciation and an unwillingness to accept the touch and affection of another human being!
Janino: Uh.. yeah. I guess.
One who is a plasma, sometimes with a funny eye.
JD was a Couk
JD is a Couk
JD will be a Couk.