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To travel on a bicycle, often in a hastily manner, usually to a destination such as the pub.
Person 1: Man you up for a hoft to the pub after work tonight!?
Person 2: Aye man, sounds good.
Someone who's both hot and soft. Hoft.
Look at Roger Taylor in that interview! He is hoft!
(noun): to have a half hard, half soft penis that is usually present upon sexual arousal.
"Dude! When I see your mom in her short shorts, I get soooo hoft!"
"That bitches tits make my cock hoft!"
"When your mom bends over to scrub the floor and I catch a glimpse of her ass, it makes my dick hoft!"
Hofte Syndrome
When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control
Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome
Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa
Half hard and half soft (semi-erect penis)
After she pulled out my hoft it only took a few sucks to get fully erect.