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(noun): to have a half hard, half soft penis that is usually present upon sexual arousal.
"Dude! When I see your mom in her short shorts, I get soooo hoft!"
"That bitches tits make my cock hoft!"
"When your mom bends over to scrub the floor and I catch a glimpse of her ass, it makes my dick hoft!"
To travel on a bicycle, often in a hastily manner, usually to a destination such as the pub.
Person 1: Man you up for a hoft to the pub after work tonight!?
Person 2: Aye man, sounds good.
Someone who's both hot and soft. Hoft.
Look at Roger Taylor in that interview! He is hoft!
Hofte Syndrome
When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control
Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome
Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa
Half hard and half soft (semi-erect penis)
After she pulled out my hoft it only took a few sucks to get fully erect.