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Mail-order marijuana.
This dealer's great. Kick-ass bud, and M.O.M. too!
"m.o.m.", or "made of money" is a name for the human being that has given birth to you. If you do not have a "m.o.m.", that means you adopted or depressed. If you need money quick, just ask your "m.o.m." for money as after all, she is made of money.
you: hey mom, can I have some money?
mom: no
you: bruh please
mom: what is a bruh? do you mean bra? why are you talking about bras?!
you: mom stop I want money please, please!!
mom: why are you asking me?
you: because you're made of money! (m.o.m.)
mom: bruh
dude did you see that homeless guy back there?
yeah he was probably a m.o.m
"dude did u see that guy? he looked messed up!"
"yeah hes a m.o.m."
move-on man. The guy girls use to move-on after a break-up. Kind of like a rebound except the girl doesn't expect the relationship to go anywhere. M.O.M.'s are dumped when the girl either finds some confidence or another man.
Girl: No, it's nothing serious... he's just my M.O.M. I'm just not over John yet.
An abbreviation for 'Muff Over Mates'
Used to describe when a friend has disbanded or stitched up their own group of friends, to spend time with his or her partner instead.
Paul: Hey, where's Jerome got to? He's supposed to be meeting us in an hour…
Alan: I don't think he's coming man, he called to say he was seeing Kathy again
Paul: Man, that guy is such a M.O.M!