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dude did you see that homeless guy back there?
yeah he was probably a m.o.m
"dude did u see that guy? he looked messed up!"
"yeah hes a m.o.m."
An abbreviation for 'Muff Over Mates'
Used to describe when a friend has disbanded or stitched up their own group of friends, to spend time with his or her partner instead.
Paul: Hey, where's Jerome got to? He's supposed to be meeting us in an hour…
Alan: I don't think he's coming man, he called to say he was seeing Kathy again
Paul: Man, that guy is such a M.O.M!
Mail-order marijuana.
This dealer's great. Kick-ass bud, and M.O.M. too!
"m.o.m.", or "made of money" is a name for the human being that has given birth to you. If you do not have a "m.o.m.", that means you adopted or depressed. If you need money quick, just ask your "m.o.m." for money as after all, she is made of money.
you: hey mom, can I have some money?
mom: no
you: bruh please
mom: what is a bruh? do you mean bra? why are you talking about bras?!
you: mom stop I want money please, please!!
mom: why are you asking me?
you: because you're made of money! (m.o.m.)
mom: bruh
move-on man. The guy girls use to move-on after a break-up. Kind of like a rebound except the girl doesn't expect the relationship to go anywhere. M.O.M.'s are dumped when the girl either finds some confidence or another man.
Girl: No, it's nothing serious... he's just my M.O.M. I'm just not over John yet.
Malignant. Oppressive. Monster.
The woman who believes that birthing you gives her everlasting control over your life. It was twenty years ago... get over it.
"Dude, my M.O.M. is such a bitch!"