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Procrastinating through the act of consuming edible materials such as the Snack or Quick Bite.
'The essay was too terrible to face, so she resorted to procrastineating.
Putting off something important such as writing a paper or studying to scavenge the fridge for food and eating. Common cause of weight gain in college.
If I need to get something done, I have to go to the library or I will waste all my time procrastineating.
Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.