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The Spiderweb is achieved through male masturbation in the shower, typically done with the aid of a soapy substance. After ejaculation, as the male lifts his hand up and spreads his fingers apart, it looks like a spiderweb. May also be flung at or on partner after said ejaculation in conjunction with the male shouting "Spiderweb!" and mimicking the motion of Spiderman shooting his spiderweb in the popular comic books and movies.
I'm sorry I just Spiderwebbed you in the face, neck, shoulders, chest, and stomach.
A spiderweb occurs when you drop your phone or other device at just the right angle so that the crack starts at the top left or right corner and ends at the side
Person.1 (drops phone) OOHHH SHIT MY PHONE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Person.2 WOAH, LOOK AT THE SPIDERWEB ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!
Person.1 screw you man.
The opposite of crop dusting. When someone walks into your fart. People normally react as if they had just walked into a previously unseen spider web.
Jesus dude that's gross, I just walked into your spiderweb. Did you have broccoli?
A spiderweb is basically a really really old, stinky pussy
Esmerelda: My son called me a spiderweb, what does that mean?
P Diddy: Yo it means your pussy is really old
Changing lanes while driving extremely fast. Dipping in and out of traffic.
Stop spiderwebbing before we crash and die!
When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.
Billy bob spiderwebed me last night and and it took me hours to wash it out.
The act of farting out semen after anal sex.
Trisha began spiderwebbing in the bathroom after i fucked her in the ass.