to shoot your load on a womans face!
last night i was getting a blow job and i pulled out and spiderwebed her!
when semen gets stuck on seperate strands of pubes, forming structure which closely resembles a spider's web.
josh: dude you have a total spiderweb right now
dude: i know bro i saw this hot chick i couldnt hold it in
What is left after releasing your load into your hand when masturbating. When it sticks across the spaces between your fingers and palm.
I took my spiderweb and stuck it in her mouth afterwards.
Changing lanes while driving extremely fast. Dipping in and out of traffic.
Stop spiderwebbing before we crash and die!
When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.
Billy bob spiderwebed me last night and and it took me hours to wash it out.
The Spiderweb is achieved through male masturbation in the shower, typically done with the aid of a soapy substance. After ejaculation, as the male lifts his hand up and spreads his fingers apart, it looks like a spiderweb. May also be flung at or on partner after said ejaculation in conjunction with the male shouting "Spiderweb!" and mimicking the motion of Spiderman shooting his spiderweb in the popular comic books and movies.
I'm sorry I just Spiderwebbed you in the face, neck, shoulders, chest, and stomach.
The act of farting out semen after anal sex.
Trisha began spiderwebbing in the bathroom after i fucked her in the ass.