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Stool

A piece a furnature that will beat the shit out of your face

Snuggs threw the stool and he is now referred to as scarface.

by StoolHater38 December 18, 2016


Stool

n. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.

Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.

Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.

The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.

by BNrk July 16, 2010


Stool

Another word for sperm or to ejaculate.

I have lots of stool.
Oh yeah, I am stooling everywhere.
I stooled in her mouth.

by mikey64_1508 July 03, 2011


Stool

sex position when a girl bends down to touch her toes. then the guy is on top of her sitting on her like a stool trying to fuck her.

The stool positions requires really precise muscle control from both people

by R2D2 is human April 14, 2009


Stool

The female equivalent of the "tool." Possibly sexual as well, but not necessarily. More like a female poser.

A: Dude, that chick is such a tool.
B: I know dude. That chick's like my fucking shadow, laughing at everything we say. If she were at least hot, I'd totally use that stool.

by StrangersWithEK February 04, 2010


Stool

fecal matter excreted from the bowwels

cardboard brown poop also known as stool

by stoolmuncher09 September 16, 2009


Stool

Someone who is a super tool; combination of the two words

Yo, that guy Chaz is a total Stool! Let's ditch him at the club.

by Knight Ridah July 22, 2008