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The act of pretending to sit on a stool without anything to support you.
A true stooling lies somewhere between a squat, and standing fully erect with your hands flat on top of your thighs. Trying to get as close to 90 degree angles as possible.
Sometimes done against a wall, or in front of a monument out of respect.
I was stooling last night out the front of Rob's house, here's the picture
Check out my awesome stool!
Do you want to go stooling together?
A sexual practice whereby the male in a heterosexual relationship freezes his faeces and the woman (when the faeces is frozen) uses the said tool as a dildo to pleasure herself.
The male members of Liberty-x were suprised to find the females all stooling following a concert
1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.
He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.
The act of thinking while taking a dump.
I have some of my best ideas while stooling..
Defication from the anus of a person or creature.
After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.
A piece a furnature that will beat the shit out of your face
Snuggs threw the stool and he is now referred to as scarface.
A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.
Guy 1: That dude is a total stool!
Guy 2: Yeah he's a tool and a turd!