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For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Taste of the Goods." CUNK sounded too much like CUNT for radio. CANK made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. The final meaning of "cank" is dumb, and doesn't speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. It is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.
I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.
a blend of the words WANK and CACK, to mean something is bad, or doesn't look good.
"Tash you need a new bag, your's is ugly.."
Tash replies.."yeah i know, this bag is CANK!"
amazing, awsome, plump, cool, overflowing with greatness
"Fuck, Greg, did you see that gymnast? That shit was cank!!!!!!!"
"Hell yeah it's my birthday, Roger...just look at that cake, it's fucking cank."
A derogatory term for a Canadian.
Somebody who likes hockey a lot and smokes up too much.
This term was created by Johnetta P.
I hate those maple tree huggin Canks.
All those canks are takin our jobs.
crying whilst having a wank
(a pity wank)
"boo boo hoo I am really sad the only thing that will cure my misery is a nice cank"
1.a derogatory term used to descrie someone as awkwardly fat b
2. the singular form of "Cankles"
3.a way of saying someone is a cankle-bearing skank (fat whore)
Cameron "Dude that new girl is a big cank"
Zach " aw man she aint that bad she someone cute"
Cameron " Are you kidding me look at those tree trunks i mean her left side is showing her big Cank"