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One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.
See greenblatt
Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.
A food which is difficult to digest and actually inhibit bowel movements.
Pizza is a constipator. Cheese is difficult to digest and the tomato sauce and the cheese prevent the top side of the dough from being baked.
Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.
I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.
The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!
Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!
In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.
When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit
John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated