When you think you are merely going to toot, but you crap.
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Croots are boots made by Crocs. The combination of crocs and boots = croots
Man just when you thought she would ditch the crocs for the winter she got a pair of croots!
A croote is someone who is typically under 5ft and has a long moustache. Most people find them annoying.
The old man next door is a bit of a croote
when you clutch a recruit rush
I guess you can say you got crooted
A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.
Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.
"he is a croots salad"