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\tij\ adjective, adverb
Signifying a minuscule or almost insignificant amount; a cross between the expressions "tid bit" and "smidge"
How are you?
Ehh I've been better. I have a tidge of a headache.
An indeterminate body part, usually considered female, but not exclusively so. Most typically used in a derogatory manner, as a coded profanity or as sexual innuendo.
"hey buddy, what you doin?"
"sitting back, watching the tidge pass by..."
"wow, that tidge is well groomed.."
A short but passionate make-out session in a filthy location.
Fancy a dirty tidge in that derelict seafront bus stop?
When you have a shit and masturbate at the same time, mix your shit and semen together in a blender, drink it, vomit it out, freeze the vomit and use it as a dildo.
The act of alternating between tickling and sexual stimulation over a prolonged period. Thus, delaying orgasm and prolonging pleasure while introducing a plethora of stimuli. If properly performed, the victim/partner will propose and/or alternate between uncontrollable moans of pleasure and laughter.
Paul was tidging Brian for an hour, it was a gloriously quivery and sticky time.
a person or being who is heavily autistic and claims they can drink a whole bottle of wine, ten shots of vodka and 2-3 bottles of beer without throwing up but actually passes out in their own sick after half a pint.
'look at that fucking tidge what a fucking spasm'