Truss

To Truss something up

Named after UK's shortest PM Liz Truss, who trussed up the economy with her trussonomics

Damn dawg, you really Trussed that up

What a trussing mess

You really did a truss eh?

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chili head

1. A person who gets a high from chilis, especially really hot ones.

2. To eat a spicy pepper then perform oral sex.

I wanted to get back at my ex, so I gave him a chili head.

My chili head friends and I tried the jalapeno pepper and I got a high from it.

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divorceary

The anniversary of a divorce.

I am celebrating my one year divorceary with a party! Naturally, good and bad feelings of the split with my ex-husband come to mind.

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skeleton on the gelatin

October's "elf on the shelf".

A bowl of gelatin is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they're bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.

Color of gelatin does not matter. Aim for green or red.

Child: " But I don't wanna clean my room and take out the trash!"
Adult: " That's cool. The 'skeleton on the gelatin' may just come and haunts your ass then."

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greenwashing

when companies pretend to be environmentally friendly when in fact they are not.

Both are examples of "greenwashing".

- planting a tree to clear your conscience of your new carbon emitting SUV purchase.

- Kyoto accord, the theory of emissions credits, where a country may go over their limit, but instead of dealing with the issue they just buy the unused credits off of a country that has not used all of theirs.

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damet garm

Damet garm means to have "warm breath" or be alive. Mehdi Akhavan Sales (OMID) used this expression in poetry, specifically in "Zemestan," when he said "damet garm o saret khosh bad." It is good for your dam (breath) to be garm (warm) because it means that you are alive. It is used as an expression of gratitude.

Hey samad agha Damet garm for doing that

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Student Loan

n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.

Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan!
Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell?
Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan.

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