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When it's not just crazy its HELLA crazy.
"dude work tonight was hellaciously insane!!"
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Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."
Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."
During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.
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Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.
"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"
"No I can still taste the egg from last time."
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I philosophy/lifestyle on love and relationships in which one remains single in the sense of not entering any kind of committed relationship but continues to date and enjoy non-platonical relationships with not intentions to start one. They do not want to simply have sex with people or they would just be a player.
They are crucially open about their desires and do not lead anyone into thinking they mean to commit more than they do.
Preston's so cute, is he single?
I've heard he's singleish.
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A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.
I don't often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. However I always manage to pick up my "toilet read" and read a few pages every day while I'm on the toilet.
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The Great Resignation is a phenomenon that describes record numbers of people leaving their jobs during the COVID-19 pandemic in 2021, often with no prospects lined up.
Associated with the trend is the anti-work movement (created in 2013) and the associated subreddit r/antiwork. Both experienced a boom in members and activity with the increase of job resignations over the course of the pandemic.
Sunday scaries again… My job pays shit and almost all my coworkers have COVID. Despite all these bills to pay, I have serious resignation ideation. I’m not alone though; everyone around me is quitting their jobs en masse due to The Great Resignation.
Fuck it! Tomorrow I’ll finally write "I Quit" on my nut sack in magic marker and show em to my boss. Give him the ole’ testicular resignation.
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An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one's usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed (from action sports such as skateboarding, snowboarding, and extreme skiing).
I was a bit nervous being the first to hit the jump, but when you're with the film crew you get that Kodak courage.
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