Random
Source Code

Preemptive unfriending

When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.

John: Why'd you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she'd eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.

by AntonBordman August 31, 2012

963πŸ‘ 283πŸ‘Ž


facebort

to delete or deactivate your facebook account

I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.

by Reebs77 July 20, 2009

1389πŸ‘ 403πŸ‘Ž


memely educated

this means that you are educated in the way of the meme

cuz meme is de wae

"dude is not spelled like dood"

" well if you were memely educated, you would know that their are two ways to spell it. the meme way and the regular way, you uncultured swine."

by gee gee gee gee baby baby baby March 21, 2018

1519πŸ‘ 1199πŸ‘Ž


REMF

Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. One who has no frontline or combat experience, and therefore makes huge errors at expense of human life.

The REMF's decisions make sense only if you think of human beings as statistics. This is the main problem with REMFs- they think of people as numbers.

Shit! That REMF canceled the supply drop! We're on our own for this one!

by Braavosi May 1, 2003

2976πŸ‘ 1472πŸ‘Ž


Trumpillion

A term that denotes a huge number that is much less than its actual value, because someone wants to sound wealthier than he is, and to gain more respect from others.

Donald claimed to be a billion-dollar man, but most business folks think that he’s merely a trumpillion-dollar fellow, whose name can’t even be spotted on the first twenty pages of the Forbes’ billionaires list.

by MathPlus March 18, 2018

2030πŸ‘ 2112πŸ‘Ž


wrong opinion

When someones opinion differs from yours.

John: "I like red better."
Timmy: "You have a wrong opinion."

by Frenchy Friesaru March 15, 2018

2294πŸ‘ 572πŸ‘Ž


keeping me on read

When you view a text message and don't respond. Keeping the sender in "read" status without a reply.

Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!

by MomTryingToKeepUp March 15, 2018

1910πŸ‘ 376πŸ‘Ž