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Carrying a grudge toward a person after waking up from a dream where they did something bad or mean to you.
When my boss asked me why I snapped at him this morning I had to apologize and tell him I was still holding a dream grudge against him for firing me in my dream last night.
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Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.
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When you are too intoxicated and you need some water to help sober you up.
*Stacy takes 7 shots in a row*
*Stacy dances on elevated surface*
*Stacy falls of elevated surface*
"YO STACY MIX IN A WATER"
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While texting a group of people you and one of the people in the group also have a private texting conversation
I side-texted Vin to give me excuse get out of Jay's group message to hangout.
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Stashing is when you're in a relationship with someone and you refuse to introduce them to your friends and family; mostly because you view the person as temporary, replaceable, and/or you're an asshole.
Friend: "Hey have you met John's parents yet? You've been together for months"
Stashee (or person being stashed): "No, I think he's stashing me. We don't have any pictures together either."
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Food that does not benefit your physical health or well-being, but sure as shit makes you feel awesome while you're eating it.
My vegan hippie family have been feeding me salad all week. I just wanna watch Gilmore Girls and eat mental health food.
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The act of drinking a beverage without stopping/slowing down/taking a break for air.
Billy: "Yo, did you see James over there? He's babybottling that soda. Must be thirsty."
Dante: "Damn, he'd better come up for air."
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