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The fear one generation of adults holds towards the younger generations succeeding them. Often times coincides with the inability to recall one's own childhood and use this as perspective when formulating opinions about "today's" youth.
The feeling that entertainment, social practices, fashion, etc was superior in one's past when compared with how these are practiced by younger generations in modern times.
Jim: "Back in my day, we weren't allowed to have any fun, and didn't want to either! We plowed fields and went straight from toddler to adulthood... it was great!"
Bob: "Jim, I'm afraid you're suffering from what's commonly known as juvenoia."
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1. Someone who is using thier neighbor's/hotel across the road's wi-fi internet.
My friend just bought a new high power wi-fi card so he can connect to the neighbors wi-fi and is now an offical internet hobo.
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A movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels
squirrel#1: Have you rented Over The Hedge yet?
squirrel#2: No, but I'll get it off Nutflix and watch it on nut inside.
squirrel#2: But there's portable nut! You can watch nut outside!
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Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
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A disease in which your face begins to resemble your hind quarters.
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When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.
Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"
Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"
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Deragatory (but very descriptive) nickname for the 45th president of the United States of America (Donald Trump).
Grab them by the What!? ! What else can you expect from Douchy Donald .
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