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Monies paid even though you are no longer living with a former roommate/lover.
I broke up with that skeezer Lisa and moved out. But I'm a good guy so I'm still paying her apartimony.
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the event when a group of 6 or less people attempt to eat an entire Costco sheet cake in one sitting.
To celebrate Kevin's birthday we planned a "cakemaggedon".
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When one is said to 'pull a Nixon', it means that s/he was in a position of power, until screwing up really bad. Facing the consequence of firing/impeachment/whatever, this person resigns to avoid this punishment, as Nixon did.
"I literally screwed the pooch and my boss was about to find out, so I pulled a Nixon".
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1. People who follow the same path/live up to the same expectations as their parents
2. People who fall into the expected stereotypes of a previous generation
They've just bought a house in the suburbs, with space for an au pair, and he's just been headhunted to the city. Total generation xerox.
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The opposite of Beauty bias, where the attractiveness of a person makes you more suspicious about their true character, usually causing you to act more closed off or cold around that person than usual because of their beauty, thus the sus.
Friend: “Do you have something against them? Is there some kind of beef going on that I don’t know about?”
You: “Nothing really, I just don’t trust them. Beauty sus I guess, they’re just too hot to not be some kind of freak if you ask me.”
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Disrespectfully calling someone by their old name after they have changed their name. In particular, this is something done to transgender people.
"Well I've always known you as James, so I'm going to keep calling you James."
"Stop deadnaming me. My name is Jamie."
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