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geriatrocity

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

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the ringles

The Beatles except every musician is Ringo

The ringles playing "The End:" The same drum beat throughout the song that begins to drown you anxiety

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021


Gold

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I gold can really zhuzhooo up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you (Gung) ho

by ♥🗺☠ July 9, 2021

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I accidentally started a revolution

When you say the answer, but try to be quiet or tell it to someone, and they tell others when you didn't want to. So, they may or may not thank you or think you're an idiot

Me using zoom in online math class today at: closed left, x<6
*From "Me" to "Everyone"*
Me: crap, I was supposed to sent it only to Mr. Chan, and I'm pretty sure I accidentally started a revolution just now
*Breaking news : An ugly and stupid internet lurker troll starts a random revolution in online zoom class at 10AM this morning, on May 24th 2021. His last words were a random definition he put on a useless dictionary website, which were "I accidentally started a revolution"*

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

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president of russia

Me

America's favorite president of russia

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

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Caplicators

A cap applicator machine; a machine used to apply caps onto bottles

...and circle over to the cap applicators-
tape rewinding
--over to the "caplicators."
Caplicators retrieve the bottles and dip the caps in earwax
At this stage, they call it "Ben Stiller's beer."

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

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by ♥🗺☠ March 2, 2021

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