MCB

Merry Christmas Bitch. The first words you hear from your ass hole of an uncle for Christmas.

Joe: Hey Uncle Howard
Uncle Howard: Merry Christmas bitch
Joe: Thanks for the MCB uncle.
Uncle Howard: yeah shut the hell up.

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Bidet’d

bidet -Plumming fixture that cleans genetailia hands free.

Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.

1st stall: Shit dude I just got bidet’d, it felt so weird!
3rdStall: Dude what the hell that?