Daughter

The female servant for the adults who are raising her.

How do you keep your house so clean?
My daughter does a pretty good job.

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GM Fiat

The GM is always right. No matter the Dice rolls he wins, The GM always wins

Player: W00t! I rolled a crit again! your Dragon is dead in two hits!
Gm: No it isn't.
Player: What? Why not?
Gm: GM Fiat...
Player: damnit!

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Marine Corp TicTac

Ibuprofen or Motrin. Standard Medication given by the US military. Famous for curing all ailments in the US Marine Crop including death.

Military DR: I see you have a Broken back. Let me see. Yeah Here, Take two of these and call me in the morning
Marine: Thanks for the Marine Corp Tictacs Doc. I'm sure i will be out punching Terrorists in no time.